From an article in my school newspaper entitled Fumblers fail to foil Les Jacques’ longstanding record of triumph: Through a superior show of strength, skill, bravery and dashing good looks, Les Jacques were victorious on the field once again.
"And none of the Fumblers defenders could keep track of “Quicker Than” Lerae “of Light” Kroon, whose blazing speed and unconventional passing routes fooled even the brightest minds in the Faculty secondary."
See, I am athletic. I've been fooling you all this time.
(http://clubs.calvin.edu/chimes/article.php?id=3834 if you want the whole facetious story)
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